I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y?
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.
Most people like to watch the Superbowl cuz it only happens once a year, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Bad Examples
You are almost as hot as my mom.
You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Extra cheesy
My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
~Hehe~
You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?
Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more.
"Which is easier? You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?"
I thought Happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Mami you on fire...Le'me be the wind and make you even hotter.
Gotta Catch'em All
Are you a RARE CANDY? Cause I feel a level-up.
Hey baby, let me take a pik at chu.
You put the “Wiggle” in Wigglytuff.
I think I'm gonna need a burn heal, because you are flaming hot!
